If you're not Michael stay right here and I'll tell you all about it: there is none.
That's all. Fuck Michael as he tries to search for that shit. Blogging is the garage band of the internet. Sure, maybe some talent is there, but the audience sure isn't. I've been thinking about all this for just over 4 minutes, and I can think of only 3 blogs of the billions on the internet that touch "success", and that is Hyperboleandahalf, Maddox, and 27b/6. And I can tell you why they have come in the direction of success: pictures; target audience; ingenuity, respectively.
Do you know what I have? Old fashioned words. And some of them aren't even that good! Hell, I just deleted my last post because it was that bad! But I'm going to make all of these words worth your while.
There's a picture of Steve McQueen about to beat your ass after his morning coffee! Didn't expect that, did you?
Now you got a picture of Surinam! I bet you didn't even know where that was until I showed you. The computer is even telling me that "Surinam" isn't a word. Fuck you computer. Learning time is now!
So put your pants back on grandpa, we're about to get some production value up in this puppy.
BANANA-6, OUT!
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